bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
LET ME TEACH YOU A THING ABOUT LOVEBUGS.
THEY SOUND CUTE. THEY ARE NOT. THEY COME TO FLORIDA EVERY SUMMER. THEY ARE SIMILAR TO HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS IN THAT THEY GET IN YOUR WAY, THEY ARE SUPER SLOW, AND ALL THEY DO IS FORNICATE.
OH WELL “THAT’S NOT TOO BAD”
THINK AGAIN WHEN YOU’RE SLOUGHING THEIR GUTS OFF YOUR CAR, BUDDY
Don’t get me wrong, mother’s day is nice and all, but no where in the official mother’s day handbook does it say its compulsory to post something cheesy on your social networks in order for you to prove you love her.
This might sound a little crazy to some of you, but you CAN actually love your mother without posting about it everywhere online