whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
eyelinerlyrics: LET ME TEACH YOU A THING ABOUT LOVEBUGS. THEY SOUND CUTE. THEY ARE NOT. THEY COME TO FLORIDA EVERY SUMMER. THEY ARE SIMILAR TO HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS IN THAT THEY GET IN YOUR WAY, THEY ARE SUPER SLOW, AND ALL THEY DO IS FORNICATE. OH WELL “THAT’S NOT TOO BAD” THINK AGAIN WHEN YOU’RE SLOUGHING THEIR GUTS OFF YOUR CAR, BUDDY
yasserkhan: Don’t get me wrong, mother’s day is nice and all, but no where in the official mother’s day handbook does it say its compulsory to post something cheesy on your social networks in order for you to prove you love her. This might sound a little crazy to some of you, but you CAN actually love your mother without posting about it everywhere online
pursuitofhapppinessss: farfromthepacific: dootzy: this video will make your day better I will reblog this every time I see it. so done omg
When someone tells me I could never be a...
where can i download motivation
The difference between bees and wasps
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
painterbaker: in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method
parscilla: instead of publicly shaming girls for wearing shorts on an 80 degree day you should teach teachers and male students to not overly sexualize a normal body part to the point where they apparently cant function in daily life
wjtch: *seductively crawls out of hell*
the only reason I keep my tumblr anymore is for music.
cliterallysame: I love making people who already hate me hate me more
jpkitty: In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into my mouth
Lit, pre cal, and gov final tomorrow. How fun.
I wish I gave off a friendlier vibe.
sodamnrelatable: I feel like I look at people like this: But I really end up looking like this:
threwmyselftothewind: Love bugs are back. Send help.
WHEN I FIND OUT AFTER AN EXAM THAT I DID A...
Life has no meaning. Each of us has meaning and we bring it to life. It is a...– Joseph Campell (via stripmeofshame)
The Neighbourhood is playing in Orlando on my birthday.
longforsong: #dinlemelik 64 terraplane sun -...
I guess I’m not doing high school right. I didn’t go to prom, I’m missing grad night tonight, and I’m not going to graduation. I don’t feel a connection with my school at all, because I have basically been in college already for two years and none of their events interest me. I fly so low under the radar that the administration and other students forget that I...
scrollingvaguelydownwards: theneverendingdrums: popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line #sinful stop the maths jokes guys, cos they’re not funny
toluicacid: why do people on here always use this ‘~’ like what sort of emphasis is it supposed to create~~~ I think most people use it as an indicator of sarcasm or not being serious.
drarna: im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me