September 2012
55 posts
August 2012
43 posts
t-i-g-e-r-p-r-i-n-c-e-s-s:
okusuck:
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How to experience Florida from anywhere in the...
whimsicott:
Do your laundry!!!
When you put your clothes into the dryer, start it normally.
Wait until the cycle is half done (or whenever your clothes are still damp and the dryer is hot!) and open it.
Stick your face, arm, leg, or whatever body part you want into the dryer!
Congratulations!!! That’s how Florida feels 24/7/365!!!
Enjoy your homemade Florida.
w-a-v-e:
i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
sexponents:
i’m never the type anybody likes, which is why i’m single.
oldercousin:
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
what i said: i'm not religious
what they heard: babies are so delicious i drink the blood of toddlers every morning and suck out your kid's soul hail satan
Plot Twist: I actually get a good nights sleep and then have a great day at school the next day and make alot of new friends and eventually develop a relationship with someone and don't completely hate my life and delete this stupid blog that's getting me nowhere in life.
fairygodblogger:
can we all stop pretending newborn babies are cute they arent cute they look like aliens
jakeenglish:
people who don’t like to swear make me uncomfortable
